Thursday, March 24, 2011

In Honor of the Semi-Apsis

In Which a Celebration of Coming Warmth is Noted, and In the Interest of Actively Celebration Such, a Game of Apogee and Perigee is Presented, Followed by a Gallery of Concupiscent Vivications

Ah! Spring-time has arrived, and with it, fancies of romantickal nature spring forth in the loins of all fortunate enough to have not yet been so wearied with their existences) to the point of pudendal anæsthesia. Whether it is the glimpse of bare calves afforded by the growing tilt of the Earth towards the Sun warming the atmosphere to such a degree that young ladies throw caution to the brisk but still warm Easter winds and trade constrictive pant-a-loons in favor of less restrictive garments, or the palpable thawing of the soil that endorses the sultry emergence of such warm weather portents as the ambrosial crocus, symbols of fertility and nubility abound. In respect of the coming fecundity, to-day's web-log posting shall be of a bi-cephalic nature, with one section devoted to stimulation of purely intellectual delights, followed by another section offering a purely dionysian provocation.

Firstly, I am pleased to offer a small but amusing game to help those of you constrained within airless cubes for the duration of your day-light hours. It is a game of matching, in which first is listed a selection of cosmological bodies, and second is listed a selection of body-specific terms for apsides. The goal of the game is match the body with it's apsides. Enjoy!


Perigalacticon & Apogalacticon
Periastron & Apastron
Perimelasma/Peribothra/Perinigricon & Apomelasma/Apobothra/Aponigricon
Perihelion & Aphelion
Perihermion & Apohermion
Pericytherion/Pericytherean/Perikrition & Apocytherion/Apocytherean/Apokrition
Perigee Apogee
Periselene/Pericynthion/Perilune & Aposelene/Apocynthion/Apolune
Periareion & Apoareion
Perizene/Perijove & Apozene/Apojove
Perikrone/Perisaturnium & Apokrone/Aposaturnium
Periuranion & Apouranion
Periposeidion & Apoposeidion
Perihadion & Apohadion


Neptune
Black Hole
Earth
Sun
Pluto
Saturn
Galaxy
Luna
Mercury
Jupiter
Uranus
Venus
Mars
Star
And secondly, as has become a weekly tradition of presenting smut of a refined nature, I offer without any further ado, a selection of erotic prints. Enjoy!