Furthermore, as this is the internet, I must assume that as a commentator you are statistically likely to be a buffoon with little motivation for discourse beyond the level of casting base and unfounded aspersions upon ones sexual proclivitities, heritage, or some combination of the two; thus as a rule your input is neither desired nor necessary. If for whatever extenuating circumstances you simply must sumbit some form of information/invitation to a duel/perfumed letters/offers of dowry you may contact andrewjayleech atsign gmail dot com for an address where formally written letters may be allowed for consideration. Only those following the Chicago Manual of Style will be admitted past my amanuensis. Thank you for you cooperation.
